Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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