How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
