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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar

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(618): View more from Illinois

you should give me head with plastic fangs in

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(626): View more from California

obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots

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(203): View more from Connecticut

also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.

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(949): View more from California

Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats

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(805): View more from California

I need a pedicure

(1-805): View more from California

You need to go to planned parenthood

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