I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.