apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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