I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so that wasnt chicken after all
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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