Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo

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(207): View more from Maine

no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina

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(313): View more from Michigan

I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

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(917): View more from New York City

He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone

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(707): View more from California

Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.

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