Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.