So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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