Soap is not a condiment
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
