Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Come on in and take your pants off
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