the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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