Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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