You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.