called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Damn victory sex feels great