where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
she pinky promised me she was 18
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??