McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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