i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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