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No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
