He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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