grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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