I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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