Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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