He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.