How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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