gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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