Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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