Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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