So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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