Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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