jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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