just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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