youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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