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just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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