I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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