i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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