Plan B is the new Plan A
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.