You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕