i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!