I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive