just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Are we still banned from the library?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed