does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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