Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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