best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
