My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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