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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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