I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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