**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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