The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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