i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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