I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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