Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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