she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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