people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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