I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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