he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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