If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm at about main and main street
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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