The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Damn victory sex feels great
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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