Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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