why didn't you poke me back
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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