So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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