theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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