My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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